More wonders from the Land Down Under:

A teenager was smashed over the head with a glass bottle as Chelsea beachgoers were attacked by a group of thieving youths in the Melbourne bayside suburb on Thursday night.

One swimmer was assaulted when he left the water to confront the teenagers, after spying them stealing unattended wallets and phones about 9:30pm.

Moments later the teenagers approached three men aged 25, 28, and 30, and assaulted them before stealing another phone.

The group then attacked a 19-year-old man sitting on the beach and struck him over the head with a glass bottle.

He was taken to hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

Wow… I wonder what these “teenagers” look like?

The group was described as being aged in their late teens or early 20s and of African appearance.

No shit…?  You don’t say…?

A caller to 3AW said a teenager had tried to open his car’s door as he waited at traffic lights but it was locked. He sped through a red light to escape but later found his vehicle’s door lock was broken.

Better a broken door lock than a broken skull.

No arrests have been made…

Ohh wow… no arrests?  Let me see if I can find my shocked face.

Earlier this month, shocking footage emerged of the moment two men were ambushed and bashed unconscious in an “unprovoked, random, senseless and brutal” attack by a group of 20 youths on the St Kilda foreshore.

The victims were left unconscious, and one was robbed, after being repeatedly kicked and punched in the random assault on December 1.

“Youuuthhhhs…”

It was one of a number of violent incidents that prompted calls for Port Phillip Council to permanently ban alcohol on St Kilda’s foreshore during summer.

I don’t think it’s alcohol you guys need to ban.

Let me help the Aussies out here.  Do you guys have any of those huge military cargo planes?  Get a few of those.  Fill them up with your “youths”.  Fly them over to Africa.  Open the cargo bay door and push the cargo out.  Parachutes optional.  Repeat round trips until your crime rate is zero.

How long are people expected to tolerate this?